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Sweden Farm Makes Pricey Moose Cheese
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| 6/23/04
Posted on 06/23/2004 2:55:14 PM PDT by knak
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To: BlueLancer
I forgot to add: BAD, BAD BOY!....;)
121
posted on
06/24/2004 2:46:57 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security)
To: OSHA
Thanks for the info. Radio Canada on shortwave just played a phone interview with Mr. Johansson, and he did say elk once or twice.
I was wondering if *our* moose are different from Swedish elk.
He said the biggest was about 500kg, and it usually took an hour, 3x/day, because they have small teats.
He also said the cheese tastes closer to a cow than to a goat, so I'm somewhat perplexed by the feta reference.
Maybe that was for the most popular of the three types.
To: tiamat; King Prout
Yikes!
Moose goosing and cheese in the SAME thread!!
(There's gotta be a legendary FR joke in there somewhere.)
123
posted on
06/24/2004 6:34:38 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Never play croquet with a coquette.)
To: Darksheare
124
posted on
06/24/2004 6:36:52 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(the difference between "trained intellect" and "indoctrinated intellectual" is an Abyssal gulf)
To: King Prout
125
posted on
06/24/2004 6:40:20 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Never play croquet with a coquette.)
To: Darksheare
did I tell you that a Moose once bit John Kerry? In Vietnam...
126
posted on
06/24/2004 6:42:16 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(the difference between "trained intellect" and "indoctrinated intellectual" is an Abyssal gulf)
To: knak
127
posted on
06/25/2004 2:48:01 AM PDT
by
bd476
(No, Brer Rabbit, I'm not buying your briar patch story.)
To: King Prout
LOL!
He got a purple heart for being hit with Moose cheese too.
128
posted on
06/25/2004 5:36:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Never play croquet with a coquette.)
To: King Prout
John Kerry once bit my sister.
129
posted on
06/25/2004 6:49:24 AM PDT
by
OSHA
(This is a loaner. My real tagline is in the shop.)
To: knak
OK, I'll admit it. As of Wednesday I've been on this site for 4 years, and I still haven't been let in on the "Cheese Moose Sister" in joke.
Help me.
please.
130
posted on
06/25/2004 8:28:41 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Pre-empt the third murder attempt: Pray for Terri Schindler-Schiavo!)
To: OSHA
John Kerry once bit my sister. Did he tell her to put some ice on it?
Oh wait, wrong RAT party scumbag. Sorry.
131
posted on
06/25/2004 8:57:57 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Pre-empt the third murder attempt: Pray for Terri Schindler-Schiavo!)
To: Mr. Silverback
I don't know about the cheese but the moose vs. sister deal has to do with the opening credits to Monty Python's "Quest for the Holy Grail." Besides, moose are big, dangerous, funny looking creatures with a silly name. That goes over big here in Freeperville.
I always find it hilarious that a bunch of normally semi-normal people (myself included) can go so crazy at the mere mention of a large herbivorous member of the deer family.
132
posted on
06/25/2004 9:48:33 AM PDT
by
OSHA
(This is a loaner. My real tagline is in the shop.)
To: OSHA
I pray she was up to date on her shots - the form of lycanthropy known as werelogism is difficult to treat after it becomes entrenched.
133
posted on
06/25/2004 9:49:44 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(the difference between "trained intellect" and "indoctrinated intellectual" is an Abyssal gulf)
To: msdrby; Darksheare
MOOse
134
posted on
06/25/2004 11:00:05 AM PDT
by
Professional Engineer
(I'm using the all carb Snikta Diet. Works Like Helium.)
To: Professional Engineer
Moosian invaders!
A game for everyone... who happens to own an Atari 2600.
*chuckle*
Way too much fun today.
135
posted on
06/25/2004 11:10:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(I boil trolls in their skins and devour their souls because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)
To: knak
![](http://www.asimov.de/pictures/Norway/IMAG0051.JPG)
Caution: Moose Crossing!
To: Ichneumon; Charles Henrickson
I dunnø, that møøse in #1ø1 is hugh.
137
posted on
06/26/2004 11:24:01 AM PDT
by
cyn
(and how did you make the font in the 'reply' line so hugh?)
To: knak
138
posted on
06/26/2004 8:24:39 PM PDT
by
A. Pole
("When they start beheading your own people[...], then you will know what this is all about." - Slobo)
To: All
You right-wing fantatics have all missed the real REAL importance of this key post.
Finally, The State of Maine
has a chance to develop
an intensely profitable local industry
that will not need massive investment.
All we need to do is capture moose cows, the bulls will follow, and we can begin our very own moose dairy industry.
Fortunately, Maine Moose, like their Swedish Cousins, are easily captured and domesticated. A rear projection device simulating a pickup truck on a dark road will provoke moose right into your arms, where a bit of simple lasso work can do the rest. Also, pretending to be a locomotive might work.
Also, we coud get H-1 visas for Swedish Moose Workers to train our local Somalis in this arcane art. It won't be hard for them, after all they are used to milking camels and goats. How difierent or much more difficult can this Moose thing be?
Get Baldacci on the phone.
139
posted on
06/28/2004 7:10:36 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(Cheeseburger with the Casu Marzu, please.)
To: knak
PETA alert.
Next Week: Dolly Parton Cheese.
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