Posted on 06/23/2004 8:40:41 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
This is where we need a graphics person to put Clinton's head (with glasses) on the body of Harry Potter with some clever title.....
More garbage from another socialists blonde space cadet airhead!!!!
She gets her orders from:
http://www.dsausa.org/
"Impeachment Hurt Hunt for bin Laden"
Monica hurt hunt for bin Laden.
Now THIS is what I call SPIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Only Clinton apologists would come up with something like this. Of course, his dallying in the Oval Office had NOTHING to do with Osama escaping capture...
Clinton's thinking-with-his-penis hurt the hunt for Bin Laden.
Paula Zahn is a c*nt. She's had her lips all over the rapist's ass since day one.
But we were all told time and time again that Clinton was the expert at multi-tasking and compartmentalizing his tasks as President. Is she saying that wasn't the case?
CNN) -- In his new memoir, former U.S. President Bill Clinton says his "inappropriate" encounters with Monica Lewinsky began when she claimed they did, during the government shutdown in November 1995.
That account contradicts his August 1998 testimony before a federal grand jury that investigated the case.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/22/clinton.lewinsky/index.html
"Impeachment Hurt Hunt for bin Laden"
Monica hurt hunt for bin Laden.
yeah thats it, Monica's responsible and wait, she's jewish, hmmm, its all part of the Neo-Con, Jewish, Corporate, Oil Company, Republican conspiracy. Yeah thats it. Anything but blame Clinton, he's not responsible for anyyything. By the way, does Ken Starr have any Jewish relatives?
Someone send this to CNN:
http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/meast/9902/13/afghan.binladen/
Saddam Hussein offered asylum
Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has offered asylum to bin Laden, who openly supports Iraq against the Western powers.
Eight things I blame on Bill Clinton Or: how the Clinton magic ruined my life I got a speeding ticket and went to court last week and told the judge that it wasn't my fault, it's that damned Clinton magic. The judge, a Republican, understood, dismissed the charge, and yelled at the police officer.
As a result of my court appearance, I was late to work and told my boss I could not accept responsibility for being late. That was Clinton's fault anyone could see that the air was filled with his magic. My boss admitted that the air was indeed filled with magic and said it was OK, not even Harry Potter could fight this.
I was elated and decided to press my luck, hoping the Clinton magic would remain there for me. I asked for a raise. But my boss, realizing I had been there six months and could be replaced by someone he wouldn't have to pay as much because they wouldn't have all that seniority, fired me.
I called the bank and told them it wasn't my fault that my checks bounced, because I had just lost my job. These things are outside my control, there's too much magic in the air. Bankers are Republicans, aren't they? They'll know what I mean. So I told them that Clinton was boiling bats' ears and spiders' legs to brew a spell that would cripple the Bush administration and lead to horrible things. Trouble is, I explained, Clinton is a novice at conjuring spells and so some of that magic is coming directly at me and making me do things I normally don't do, like bounce checks. The bank agreed, apologized for charging too much for all their fees, and said they'd straighten it all out.
That night, I was on a date with a beautiful woman. I was working my magic on her, to which she was tres receptive. Wine, great food, witty conversation. I'm kind of good looking, too, although in a unique, chubby, balding sort of way, and soon she was ripping my clothes off. Great, I thought. But then . . . oops, I couldn't perform. Too much wine? No, that's never happened before. It's that damned Clinton magic. I told her this, and she just looked at me confused. What's Clinton got to do with it? she asked and then left. Damn.
Damn that Clinton. His magic made me oversleep, so I was late to my job interview to be assistant to the assistant to the assistant manager at the 7-11. It's a very important job its main duties are to make sure everything is done slowly so the line is always long. Turns out they hired me because I was late, which proved to them I have that something special they are always looking for in employees.
Hate my job Clinton's fault. If Clinton hadn't made me oversleep, I never would have gotten the job. The first day there, I screwed up in a big way. I charged some people for gas they never bought, and overcharged others just because I don't know how to work the cash register. Didn't know how to do anything, actually, but customers didn't care. By the time they got to the cash register, they were all so glad the line finally moved, they'd pay anything to get out of there. So the light bulb went on in my head and I saw a way to put extra cash in my pocket.
So now I'm in jail. Clinton's fault. They say I extorted money from people in line, telling them they'd have to pay a little extra if they wanted the line to keep moving. Did I do that? I don't remember. But I know I just can't fight all the magic in the air. Damn that Clinton. I just hope I get the same judge I had earlier.
CNN, ABC, MSNBC, CBS, NYT, etc are amnesic.
Well, using her logic, this exaggerated prison 'scandal' has diverted military resources from focusing on Bin Laden. Going to the restroom diverts time from focusing on Bin Laden. But these things have to be taken care of just like the impeachment.
Crap. This too was Bush's fault.
That's funny, I know an alchoholic. EVERY time they get into serious trouble, all I hear is, "It's not my fault!"
People choose to forget thast the goals of the WTC attackers in 2001 and 1993 were exactly the same. To kill 50,000 Americans.In the case of WTC I and Khobar Clinton treated the acts as if they were bank robberies and sent the FBI when Delta and B1s were much more appropriate.
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