I suggest some enterprising FReeper create a dummy ebay item to sell a Clinton book combined with a sink "reminiscent of that which Clinton finished himself in" - no false advertising involved, you can make a few books (just give any sink you can buy if there are takers) and it'll be mixed in with all the other entries and gross people out! ROFLMAO
LOL...That would be funny. "Special offer: We're selling the Clinton book AND the bathroom sink!...One can read his book and finish oneself off at the same time, just like Bill!"