[IronJack]

Saw an ad for an internet service the other night. Wife was sitting at the computer talking about how valuable it was. In the background, Cuddly Ole Doofus hubby was up on a ladder (a sure sign of disaster for the modern man). Sure enough, he comes a-tumblin' down into the bushes, while long-suffering wife hits the 'net for some home medical advice.

Ha ha.

Seconds later, Doof is at it again, this time spraying a hornet's nest with the garden hose. D'oh! But Wife saves the day with her quick thinking, her maternal patience, and her internet provider.

Yuk yuk.

I wouldn't buy that internet service if I had to FReep with two tin cans and a string!

[Betis70]

I like the mini-van commercial where the guy can't figure out how to fold down a baby carriage so it fits in the back, while his wife completely readjusts the interior seats. Once she is done she comes back to rescue her (apparently) clueless husband, readjusts the seats again so the carriage can fit without having to be folded down, then says something like "Hon? You comin'" as the man looks on like the proverbial open-mouthed fool.

Uh-huh.

[Old Professer]

You'd be better off with a router than a stringed network.