[dirtboy]

"Just to put your minds all at ease, I have four words for you that I know will relieve you greatly," Kerry told the crowd of donors. "How does this sound -- Vice President Hunter Thompson."

I can just see it now. Kerry and Thompson are sitting on a TV set, waiting for an interview.

Thompson: "Hey, John, your face is melting!"

Kerry: "Dammit, Hunter, I told you NOT to pop acid before an interview!"

Thompson:"No, seriously, your face is, like, seriously melting!"

Kerry (touching his face): "Oh, cripes! Makeup used too much botox again! TOUCHUP!"

A makeup technician runs forward with a CO2 fire extinguisher and sprays Kerry in the face with it for a full ten seconds.

Thompson: "Wow, that must sting."

Kerry: "Yeah, but that will keep my face in place until after the interview..."

[Little Bill]

Hunter: Gun control, I have gun control, watch me, pulls out .44 Mag, got him, one shot had to lead him a little, Democrat?, Damn must have been a conservive.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Kerry told the crowd of donors. "How does this sound -- Vice President Hunter Thompson."

Um....did Kerry ever read this son-of-a-bitch's book Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas?

Particularly the section where Thompson confesses to drugging-out a young girl and virtually raping her?

I would be embarrassed to be in the same room as Thompson and Kerry's joking around about him being a VP?

Get a freaking clue, you a$$.