Posted on 06/22/2004 11:30:44 AM PDT by ambrose
Without Monica, Bill would have been a true Hairy-Palmer.
The union halls are clearing out their basements to make room for the truck loads of the book they're required to buy. It will rest next to Hillary's book, Gore's book and the hundreds of thousands of Republican absentee ballots that are "lost."
Good thing Buchanan didn't have a book come out now. These drolls would have purchased the wrong one.
Bill Clinton and Howard Stern. Comparable jack asses.
The turnout was pretty big. The line was at least 300 yards long - right down one block, up sixth avenue, round the corner and then half-way up the next. I stopped to ask what it was about and when some perpetual student (about 40, sandals, unshaven, backpack, Boston Gigolo button) said "Clinton book signing", I asked him which of Sinkmaster's exploits he liked best: the rapes, the lies, or the pardons for sale.
Should have heard the howls! A cop sauntered over and one of the would-be Clinton fellators said I was "harassing them." Cop and I had a good laugh, and I ambled back to work -- a word and a place most of those on line wouldn't be familiar with.
It's always easier to remember the truth.
:P
Bubba's proof positive people will believe in anything even if its a complete lie.
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Always wondered how poe tastes myself.
LMAO! Can't wait to see Willie show up in one of those white spandex glittery Elvis outfits....
watch him pull up in a stretch limo with a continental wheel on the back, raccoon tails on the antennas, gettin his beeches in order and then signing a few autographs with a stamp on a diamond ring...livin the life
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