The stunning thing is he actually thinks every single thing about himself, including his TOYS, is interesting to the rest of us.
Gross comment alert for what follows. Y'all have been warned.
During the Reign of Terror, I posted a comment that shocked another FReeper (a news person) who chided me gently in his shock and then said, "You're probably right!" I noted that the press is so adulatory toward blubba that he could drop trou on Pennsylvania Avenue, squat, defecate, pull up his britches, walk off, and the press would be there photographing the essential Clinton, observing it from all angles, awash in amazement that he actually was letting them in on such a moment, giving up this offering to posterity ... blah blah blah. I know it's gross but it hits pretty close to truth re the press and clinton's "base[ness]".
I have to wonder why x42 was so fascinated by a "simple length of chain" that he prized it above every other toy. What did it mean to him? What did he think he could do with it? Sneak up behind and strangle thugs who, like his stepfather, beat up his mom and himself? Or is he just trying to make us feel sorry for him that he was so poor? It's not a mystery I want to solve but I think it gives a little glimpse into how impoverished blubba's soul is.