I got put on a shitlist by a friend's wife for having the temerity to bring him a couple of really really cool nerf guns for him to play with on his birthday.
He never even got the chance to hold one of them.
Of course, we fashioned make believe guns out of tree branches and badminton rackets)after we broke the toy ones! .
When they levy absurdly heavy penalties on young kids for the "crime" of "aggressive behavior" like aiming a chicken finger at another kid in the lunchroom, you know we've crossed through the looking glass.
There's "zero tolerance" for sanity.
Welcome to the club. (Or was that "the clubbed"? :)