I'm glad the rest of the world hates me and am proud to be an American and a Jew.
Oh, well *that* would make you the absolute WORST, wouldn't it? ;-D You - you - you horrid, evil American Jew, you! ;-)
Wait a minute - are you a male, too? That would ensure your place as the worst possible person there could be!
I'm glad the rest of the world hates me and I am proud to be a non-Jewish supporter of Jews and Israel.