[spodefly]

This is bad.

I was thinking about buying a Syrian car, or radio, or microwave, or dialysis machine, or telephone, or computer, or airplane, or something.

Now it looks like I can't.

[demkicker]

Calm down, I know this is devastating news and the world looks very bleak, but cheer up. You need to listen to Kerry. He's running an optomistic campaign, ya know.

[The_Media_never_lie]

What? No more C-Syrians! This is huge!