1) It's never too late.
2) The "old" Evil Empire may be vanquished but there's always another Evil Empire waiting to take its place.
Candidates for the “new” Evil Empire:
(Who will claim the new, improved struggle for world domination?)
France
Bilderbergers
Children of the Bilderbergers
The Kennedys
The Clintons
The ruling elite (you know who you are!)
Bottom half of the I.Q bell curve (France)
People who voted for Clinton twice --(should you be exempt from this list if you are too disorganized to think? Guess not. The criteria for wannabee world dominators is not competence, but whether you crave telling other people what to do)
Hollyweird
The corrupt, power-crazed media
Leftover Communists (nah, they’re just too pathetic)
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee
Nominate a candidate ---______________________________________
(Self-nomination is okay.)