[Old Professer]

But I too, could write such doubtlessly famous marvelings had I a touch of the fiery liquid to warm my poet's soul.

[hedgetrimmer]

We accordingly find that a cloth made of the skin of salamanders (for there really is such an animal, a kind of lizard) was incombustible, and very valuable, for wrapping up such articles as were too precious to be intrusted to any other envelopes.

Maybe the school district could make up some of the money its lost in construction delays by selling salamander skin envelopes, LOL.