Just what is so unlikely about Pat Buchanan doing his best to do in a Bush presidency? He has made a career of it!
See, if Pat saw you chatting up a pretty girl at a party, or if you were just hanging out looking better than he(which was not difficult), Pat, after a few drinks, would sneak up and sucker-punch your lights out. Famous for it.
Actually did the same thing to a VA cop who was trying to write him a ticket for speeding. And got away with it!
So the Bushies shouldn't be at all surprised by this behavior. Pat should have been born Japanese: sneak attacks on unsuspecting targets!