[Mudboy Slim]

Make no mistake, I believe raping yer own daughter should be a capital offense, but I just figgered raping anyone was no longer punishable since we elected--and reelected--the EX-Rapist-in-Chief.

FReegards...MUD

[GovernmentShrinker]

We still convict 'em -- and apparently now we send them to the CLINTON Correctional Facility!

[F.J. Mitchell]

But Mud, the ex-rapist-in-chief made it just as clear as Mississippi river water during a spring flood, that for any sexual encounter with the opposite sex, whether rape or between aleged to be consenting adults or forced passions upon reluctant partners of any age, to be defined as sex, depended entirely upon the particular orifice of penetration.

THe devil is in the details.