Re #32
Gee, I hope that was boilerplate that you pasted in. I'd hate to think you spent so much time and effort on a worthless troll.
Thanks for all the compliments, but alas, I am not the author if this piece.
I got it off an IRC chatroom a number of years ago, and needless to say I thought it would occasionally come in handy for dealing with lame-O's and Trolls alike.