Gee, thanks a lot, Joan.
After Kerry loses the election, his entire staff can go work for NPR. They will feel right at home.
NPR doesn't need or deserve taxpayer money.
Despite the flurry of quote marks in the article, the poster forgot to put quotes around the word "news" after NPR. Just for clarity's sake.
Sorry, somebody had to say it.
;-)
Which they're damned sure not going to get from NPR.
"The new bureaus will help NPR "expand coverage of such under-reported places as Asia, Latin America and Africa," the press release said.
"Under-reported?" Laughable, considering that NPR is the home of reporting of events such as Kenyan Underwater Basket-Weaving as it is. Paid for by your tax dollars, John Q. Sucker.
But critics have questioned whether NPR should receive any taxpayer dollars.
No duh. PBS runs commercials, has frequent pledge drives, and STILL receives taxpayer money.
PBS - an idea whose time has gone.
They are permitted to have guests on who advocate if they offer equal time to voice the opposing viewpoint.
NPR is trying to challenge the government for the title to "most employees." That's why we have to keep sending them our tax money, so they can provide more sinecures for leftwing college grads who don't want to actually work.
hmmmm...if that's so, why would Mzzz Totenberg be so concerned about us cutting it??
Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2000
On NPR's Morning Edition, Nina Totenberg reported that if the Supreme Court supports Congress to cut the budget of the National Endowment of the Arts, it is in effect the end of NEA. This situation creates great concerns about Congressional funding for creative arts in America,
since NEA provides major support for NPR (National Public Radio),
PBS (Public Broadcasting System), and numerous other creative and performing arts. If NEA is lost or weakened, our lives will be similarly diminished.
Sooo, which is it?
Small %
OR
Major support
What can be said?
(Psst - see the tagline...)
All fund-drive...All the time.
Why is it when ditsy females inherit money from their capitalist husbands they turn around and waste the cash on left wing Marxists?
NPR FUND-RAISER TELETHON SCRIPT
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - MALE: "Where else are you going to hear the fine programming you've come to expect from NPR and your affiliate stations? Just think of all the times you and your family have enjoyed hearing how little Americans do for the world from someone with a British accent. The time is now, folks, pick up that phone and show your support!"
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - FEMALE: "That's right, people. When you want commentary that passes for news, where do you turn your dial? When you want entertainment that pokes fun of politics you don't like, where do you turn your dial? When you just want to know what to think, where do you tune the dial? Some of you, though, come here week after week, lurking around, and enjoy the high-quality programming we all enjoy for free, but you still haven't stepped up to the plate to help. Do you think that Public Radio is for the public? Please, for the love of the children, pick-up the phone and start doing your part today!"
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - ETHNIC MALE: "You make a good point, [name], too many people take what we do every day for granted and never, EVER, put up there fair share. I mean, we work hard day after day doing things like what we're doing now. If NPR wasn't here, there wouldn't be nothing worth listening to on the air. Some of us here even pay taxes and most all the other bills all of you listeners pay too, and we still can't get ahead because some people, and you know who I'm talking about, are trying to keep us down. And some of you don't care enough to give us our due and show your support with money - long green - and, believe me, we keep caller and donor lists so we know who you are, too."
NPR AFFILIATE - FEMALE: "I hear ya, [name]! The funding from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is only a small portion of our needs. We have bills too, ya' know. We still don't have the latest technology we want to lead the world in having all-digital-all-the-time facilities to dominate the radio for decades to come! I mean, whoa! That digital stuff is s-o-o-o expensive even most commercial stations can't afford it. Many of our buildings are, like, more than 10 years old! I mean, last week, here at this station, we actually had to choose domestic walnut paneling for our studio remodel instead of sustainably-grown Bubinga wood from Brazil because the import costs were too high. Imagine working under these kinds of conditions. Its like working in your folks basement - ewww! Our staff budget keeps growing every year as we hire more and more fellow travelers for the kinds of jobs we want to do and yet, at the same time, there are those mean spirits in government that actually want to cut our budget! This isn't the kind of America that we know is it? Come on, people! Get out those wallets and give us a call! To show how much we appreciate your donation, you can get all sorts of nifty premiums...what are we giving this year [name]?"
NRP AFFILIATE HOST - MALE: "For our lowest support category, the 'Silver Comrade', we'll send you a thank you and a post card showing all of us at our Colorado ski retreat last winter. For the next level, the 'Golden Comrade' you'll also get a bottle of Chardonnay from the Winery of Defrocked Priests in San Francisco. For the highest level, you'll get all of the stuff the others are getting, plus you'll also get a top-security clearances for any kind of sensitive military information you or the country you work for might desire. Oh wait, that was the offer we gave out under the Clinton administration..."
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - FEMALE: "Oops! You almost spilled the beans [name]! Actually, folks, this year's 'Platinum Comrade' premium is a genuine autographed copy of Hillary's new book signed by one of her staff. You just can't go wrong with deals like this. Where else can you…"
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - ETHNIC MALE: "Look, let's cut to the chase, dammit! We need money. You got money. We'll get it now, voluntarily, or we'll get it later with a pair of pliers when we get back in power. You wine-sipping liberals better get out your plastic, NOW!"
[Public Service Announcement]
[The studio microphones come back up...]
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - FEMALE: Well, [name], there certainly has been a lot of excitement here today. Oh, wait! The phones are ringing..."
[The sound of subdued chatter and the ring of a single phone is heard. An operator has picked up the phone and can be heard, indistinctly, speaking to someone…]
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - MALE: "That's right [name], the last time I saw the staff as excited as they are today was when Gorbachev first came to America! But excitement just isn't enough, friends! We need your support like never before. Call your Senators and Congress people and tell them you want to see more tax dollars go to Public Broadcasting because you don't want Big Bird to die. And die he will if funds dry up. In fact, the talk here this morning has even been that some of our staff may face losing his, er, their job if your support dollars aren't enough to make up the difference between what we demand, er, ask of government funding and what we are spending.
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - FEMALE: "It is a sad time indeed, people. When hard times come, we have to layoff people just like every other business. Thankfully, I'm white and perky."
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - MALE: "There's a lot of truth in what you say, [name], these are dark days indeed. Like you, I have two brand new SUV's to pay for and my family just bought a vacation home in Vail. We all have obligations, but some of us are doing something about fighting for the world-view we want to dominate in the generations to come. Others out there just don't care and go on stealing entertainment from us while living their selfish, indulgent lives for themselves instead of all of the world's citizens like we do. Shame on them."
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - FEMALE: "That's so sad, and so true. But it doesn't have to be that way. We can join hands and fight back. We can pick up the fallen banner and march for peace and justice together. C'mon, people! Let's all join the struggle - but it starts today, with your CASH donations!"
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - MALE: "Won't you please, please, please pick-up your phone and give us a call? What ever came of that last caller, [name]?"
NPR AFFILIATE HOST - FEMALE: "Uh, what did the caller say, [name of operator]?"
OPERATOR: "Nothing. It was a wrong number…"
[There is a long silence.]
[Music plays and a voice intones: 'Please Stand by…']
(steely)
Looks like a full employment act for liberals...
Other news organizations don't have the luxury of operating on the largesse of people's guilt.