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But global warming is taking its toll, too.

Global warming leads to increased rainfall which causes desertification.

All outcomes prove the theory as it is constantly altered to conform to the facts which prove it correct.

It’s the world’s first indestructible scientific theory, which means it’s the best.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Global warming leads to increased rainfall which causes desertification."

Yes, I thought global warming was involved with the "greenhouse effect" which increases rainfall, melts the icecaps, and causes flooding. So, if I've got it right, global warming is responsible for increased rainfall, increased droughts, desertification, flooding, and a European ice age.

[keithtoo]

Your skepticism only proves the theory is correct. It is presumed to increase world skepticism levels to catastrophic heights, thereby increasing all of the phenomena predicted.

Unless the opposite happens, which will verify the theory even more.