[vetvetdoug]

Do you know the difference between "p" and a "c"? The "p" is a warm fuzzy thing that men are constantly trying to get near for pleasure and will make a man happy. The "c" is the "b"(female dog term) that owns it.

[Yossarian]

The "p" is a warm fuzzy thing that men are constantly trying to get near for pleasure

NEAR?!?!

If you're just trying to get near, you're doing it wrong, son!

[Lurking in Kansas]

Do you know the difference between "p" and a "c"?

?????? P = puppy & C = cat ??????