Muslim comedians laugh at racism

beeb ^ | 15 June, 2004, | By Jannat Jalil

[dennisw]

"We're really jealous of the Jewish comics who get to play the Borscht Belt every season. The only belt we get to play is Semtex and it's good for one night only."

 

"We're really jealous of the Jewish comics who get to play the Borscht Belt every season. The only belt we get to play is Semtex and it's good for one night only."

 

[Junior]

I can't see this tour going over big in Saudi Arabia...

[texson66]

Sounds of crickets............

[datura]

"Trendy young professionals sit alongside women in Islamic headscarves, African robes and Asian shawal kameezes."

That is NOT mainstream America, maybe mainstream DC, but out here in the Red Zone those clothes could get your @ss kicked (if not worse).

[NautiNurse]

A black man says he can never get a fair trial in America." He pauses. "But Arabs and Muslims say they can't even get a trial."

The audience roars appreciatively.

coming to a comedy club in your 'hood soon.

[jolie560]

Uh, ok--a comedian can set us all straight.

The expression..."Allahu Akbar", screamed while beheading someone is not a religious requirement. Funding homicidal groups is not another religious requirement.

However, the "comedian" will tell us all that...'Muslims are not fanatics'...

Don't Hindus, Catholics, Presbyterians, have the same requirements in their religions?

Let the Muslim comedians joke about that. "My religion--Islam--requires me to kill you"----(chuckle, chuckle, laugh, laugh, wild applause, dancing in the aisles)

[bikepacker67]

...the Muslim comedians in "Allah Made Me Funny" aren't afraid to poke fun at themselves.

I feel a Fatwa coming on...

[kidd]

Failed career choices:

Vegetarian butcher
Pacifist Marine
Quadruple amputee acrobat
Feminist beauty pagent contestant
Peanut farmer President
Muslim comedian

[VadeRetro]

"Muslim commedian" makes a good specimen for an oxymoron collector.

Being Muslim means not having to understand you before I kill you.

Do we have any infidels in the audience tonight? (Shades eyes, peers out.) That couple over there, Habib! They don't have their hands up, but they're lying.

This guy came up to me and said, "Ken you help me? I hevven't hed a bite in veeks!" So I cut his head off.

[Happy2BMe]

Muslim humor > > KILL A JEW OR AN AMERICAN!

[FreeAtlanta]

Muslim Commedian's life expectancy for making fun of Islam? measure it in minutes

[Happy2BMe]

MUSLIM HUMOR ON MONDAY . .

MUSLIM HUMOR ON WEDNESDAY . .

MUSLIM HUMOR ON FRIDAY . .

MUSLIM HUMOR ALL THE REST OF THE TIME . .

[thoughtomator]

I can't wait for the Ayatollah Khomeni Friar's Club Roast...

"...so I sez, that's 'cuz yer turban is too tight!" (cue laughtrack)

[Pharmboy]

Whew...bullseye!

[proud American in Canada]

""For those who don't know what that means, I'll explain it to you," he declares. "It means: 'I'm gonna kill you.'"

Now that's a real knee-slapper.

[wildehunt]

Call me whacky but:
"It means: 'I'm gonna kill you"
isn't a punch line..

I hope he has better material then that lined up..
or maybe he's just planning to demonstrate the comedic use of the word "bombing"..

[finnigan2]

Muslim humor:

- "I can make you laugh your head off - and if not, I can always saw it off like we did that Berg guy"

- "I wanted a career as a suicide bomber - until I reread the Koran and found it didn't promise me 72 virgins but one virgin who is 72 years old."

- So I says to the guy: "That's not my sleeping bag; that's my wife". (with apologies to Henny Youngman)

- So after three days in the desert heat the camel collapses; we all climb off and I say: "Well, I guess the camel is screwed." So my brother Ahmed says: "I'm sorry Abdul, but it was the only way I could think of to hang on."

(Hey, this Muslim comedy shtick ain't to hard.)

[longtermmemmory]

when did "muslim" become a race?

[Ronly Bonly Jones]

Demons have no genitalia and are therefore by definition all virgins.