[Yossarian]

Seriously, how does two dudes having sex affect you personally?

Simple:

1. Anal sex is unhygienic and leads to many deadly and debilitating venereal diseases;
2. Gays expect me as a taxpayer to fund the search for the cure to these venereal diseases;
3. Gays expect me to fund "educational programs" to prevent further spreading of these venereal diseases when an ounce of common sense would do;
4. Once they stupidly feel the threat of disease is lessened, gays like to have extremely promiscuous sex lives, causing more venereal disease;
5. Gay men like to have insanely promiscuous unhygienic sex in public places, thus ruining these places for everyone else;
6. some of these idiots are bisexual, thus vectoring said diseases into the far less promiscuous straight population;
7. Gay men irritatingly and incessantly try to recruit us straights into their lifestyle;
8. A large percentage of gay men LOVE recruiting innocent young boys into their fold. Look at ancient Greece, how they have 'cute' stories about poet Ginsburg and his jailbait in the back of the bus, the problems in the Catholic Church, etc.;
9. They expect us to accept all this with open arms while they prance around in full drama queen behavior that would get straights ostracized.

I could go on and on. By the way, I live in the Bay Area where I see gays and their consequences every day.

[weegee]

Another way that "2 dudes having sex" can affect you:

Sexual Freedom Activists Target 'Archaic, Unjust' Sex Laws

"Most Americans are unaware of the sex laws in this country and how those laws are used to selectively persecute individuals simply for their private and consensual sexual expression," Berry said. "We believe that once people are educated on these issues, they will demand change."

Organizers said the project will address laws such as the one in Michigan prohibiting unmarried people from having sex and living together; and one in Kansas, where the age of consent is different for males and females.

In addition, the project will examine laws against public lewdness, "which are routinely misused to persecute and prosecute people who participate in non-traditional forms of sexual expression."

"I've seen firsthand how the misuse of these [public lewdness] laws has ruined the lives of gay and bisexual men," said Matt Foreman, executive director of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force.

This refers to sex in public park restrooms and the like (or solication of strangers for anonymous sex). A part of the homosexual subculture known as "cruising". When they actively solicit heterosexuals, it is sometimes refered to as "tempting rough trade" (and they wonder why they get their asses kicked).