Wouldn't it be funny if they open the lines for callers and there isn't any... BWAHAHAHAHA!
No chance of that. Paul Begala and Sydney Blumenthal will step in if necessary.
How about this question? When you were being impeached, one of my customers said you didn't lie when you said "I did not have sex with that woman...." and her reason was that sex also means six. She thought you were saying you weren't six inches long. Is this what you meant?
True story.