Ya' know, the problem is...this is a fiiine profile, but...there's something dat's missing. IT NEEDS MORE COWBELL! I mean folks, ehhh, it's just...THERE'S NOT ENOUGH COWBELL! Not enough for my personal satisfaction. I mean, you can't have an article about me...without THE COWBELL! Ima song n' dance man Charlie, and I just can't get my jones from a piece that doesn't have some COWBELL! I'm achin' for some cow bell Billie, and this just ain't cuttin' it.
The Coloniel...
I got a fever, and the only prescription... is MORE COWBELL.
Eric Bloom [of Blue Oyster Cult] still laughs over that sketch, to this day.