[Lazamataz]

I'm going on 9 years since my only divorce. Haven't remarried and don't know if I ever will.

I had my one big Marriage Experience a few years back.

At this point, it would take one hell of a woman to beat "no woman at all".

I'll simply have a series of tawdry affairs, each more tawdry than the last.

[expat_panama]

Haven't remarried and don't know if I ever will.

You guys could always just find someone you don't like and buy them a house.   A lot less trouble than marriage.

[foolscap]

At this point, it would take one hell of a woman to beat "no woman at all".

I have to say the same thing about men. It would have to be someone very very special for me to try again. One divorce about killed me. I'd rather be alone than be dragged through that sort of hell a second time. Fortunately I like my own company and have two excellent cats besides.. I hope Rush keeps the cats. At least when they give you s**t all you need to do is scoop it up. There is much less emotional and psychological damaged than from a spouse.

[AmishDude]

I had my one big Marriage Experience a few years back.

NBM, myself.

• But I simulate the experience by paying a woman to come over once a week to nag me.
• I know I'll never achieve greatness, though. Behind every great man, there's a woman, telling him how worthless he is.
• I once found the woman of my dreams, the kind where you wake up screaming.
• I wouldn't call her a slut. Larry Flynt would, but I wouldn't.
• We did have a lot in common: Most of my friends, apparently.
• Her legs were a perfect 7-11: always open.
• She's the kind of girl you can take home to mother, if you really really hate your mother.
• I would have broken up with her but it's rare you can find someone who can forgive all of your flaws -- after pointing out each and every one of them.