Well, I'll tell you plainly, Nation...what I plan to do...
'Cause I may be crazy, Lib'rals...but I ain't no fool!!
John Kerry's rich, Leftists...John Edwards, too...
But they're both RAT-scum, Nation...Vote Fer George Dub-YOO!!
RATS' Hell's in their mind, voters...'cuz Left loathes Liberty!!
I think its time for RATS to move along...RATS're HISTORY!!
Now you're talking jive, Lib'rals, when you say to me...
"Big Guv'ment's gonna save US all, DemRATS, and save Liberty!!"
You'll know what I know, Lib'rals...I am the one!!
Right'll never hurt you, FReepers...but we all got guns!!
Left's Hell sure ain't Right, Nation...so won't you RE-IMPEACH?!
I think its time for RATS to move along...INDICT Willie!!
Time for US to whup Dem fools out in the streets, FReepers...
Don't be Lib'ral fools...FReedom!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
All right there Kerry, let me tell you a thing or two...
LeftWing's talking jive, Country...when RATS say to me...
"Big Guv'ment's gonna save US all, Nation...and save Liberty!!"
Well, you'll know and I know, Lib'rals...I am the one!!
RATS have no idea -- uh unh -- they're Leftist SCUM!!
Clinton's Chi-Com spies, Nation, all support John Kerry!!
I think its time for RATS to move along...RATS're History!!
I'm a founding member of the Vast, RightWing Conspiracy!!
Oh, nooooooo...ooooooohhh!!
FReegards...MUD
"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
Then one day that Winnick shyster bought that Ashcroft maid...
Lib'rals are oh, so damned corrupt, but young McAuliffe's played...
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And Right shall expose McLowlife's Scheme.
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim