To: Wally_Kalbacken
Clinton has to be thinking - he needs to have a private funeral. Clinton's funeral will feature a New Orleans jazz band playing juke music and a line of hookers doing the samba, carrying a sign saying "The First Black President".
121 posted on
06/11/2004 9:07:04 PM PDT by
Ciexyz
("FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand")
To: Ciexyz
Clinton's funeral will either be held at the famous "Bunny Ranch" or "The Playboy Mansion".
128 posted on
06/11/2004 9:09:29 PM PDT by
Arpege92
(Republicans believe everyday is the 4th of July, Democrats believe everyday is April 15th - Gipper)
To: Ciexyz
The casket, of course, will be draped with That Blue Dress from The Gap.
325 posted on
06/12/2004 2:44:47 PM PDT by
sauropod
(Which would you prefer? "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" or "I did not have sex with that woman?)
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