Posted on 06/10/2004 3:04:05 PM PDT by swilhelm73
Washington , D.C. – President Reagan has declared he will put forth every effort to end hostilities with Russia . “We shall put an end to the evil looming over our shoulders. We will not longer live in fear with our neighbors across the sea.”
Sen. Ted Kennedy has represented many Democratic voices that fear ending the Cold War will have many environmental impacts.
“Many emissions and gases are up in the clouds, making holes.” Said Kennedy. “That is why it is so hot. We need cold so it is not so hot. Ending the cold war will only make it hotter. Whew, I am parched.”
Kennedy then spoke up over concerns with the United States involvement with SALT. “ America has enough to worry about without having to worry about our sodium intake. My doctor tells me my blood pressure is through the roof. He said I need to cut down on the salted meats. Whew, now I am parched and hungry.”
...women and children hardest hit.
Any way you go, they have the lies handy to throw in your face!
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