LOL!!!
Smart alek. And I saw your snail comment. I'll take my salt shaker outside tonight and get some for you, too, OK?
I'm serious there is something seriously wrong with a nation who eat slugs ...and uses pigs to hunt moldy fungus in the ground.
Speaking of salt and slugs, when any of the D lever pullers I'm associated with out here start in on a "but Reagan" session I just reply with "Oh, so I guess all these now liberated peoples leaders and former foes paying homage are all "in on this" eh?
Gets the same effect out of em :-)