[GrandEagle]

DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
You left out the obvious:
We MUST ban selling rope in lengths over 10" (High capacity rope bundles)
We must also ban the sale or manufacture of ANY rope having more than 5 strands, a loop on either end, or any attached mechanism at either end of the rope.

[Dawgmeister]

Don't forget we need to ban Brokaw, Jennings, Rather, and all of those TV noose clowns.