Well, they seem to have every other luxury and accoutrement for the discerning pet owner these days, so I wouldn't exactly be stunned if they made doggie "Certs."
Then again, who ever smells a dog's breath except for the bitch he's humping?
Hey, that's the technically correct term, don't turn up your nose at me.
106 posted on 06/13/2004 3:34:25 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid
("It's time for the 'Stiffmeister' to boom-boom with the bridesmaids.")