[tractorman]

All dogs use the same simple rule.
If you can't eat it or screw it, pee on it.

[cinFLA]

All dogs use the same simple rule. If you can't eat it or screw it, pee on it.

Polite dogs only lick it.

[PoorMuttly]

From today's Word for the Day..:


"Valorously valorous xsmommy's valorousness shines brightly when she offers Muttly breakfast.

We're dogs you know...so whatever we do or value is food- related. Our tiny psyches are healed after a hearty breakfast, which is why Muttly has been inwardly singing that world-famous song all morning....would you like to hear some of it...well...O.K....if you insist..:

"I love you, a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck and a bite upon the neck...a bite upon the neck, and a porkchop what the heck...a porkchop what the heck, and a barrel full of cheese...a barrel full of cheese, and I'm peeing on the trees..I LOVE YOU !"


Ahhhh...what a wonderful day."

[WIladyconservative]

If you can't eat it or screw it, pee on it.

And when they smell around mailboxes and hydrants they are just checking their p-mail

[Joe Hadenuf]

All dogs use the same simple rule. If you can't eat it or screw it, pee on it.

There's probably more people that go by that rule.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.