[danneskjold]

Ironically, when he told campaign workers his plans, they tried to bribe him with lavish meals, a job and expensive booze.

Priceless...

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Democrat precinct worker:

Don't doze bums up in the Nort' realize that dem daze is gone! Now we ply dem losers with loosies and cartoons of "Newports". Why, I ain't given a panhandler a bottle of "Thunderbird" liquor since Kennedy ran back in '80!