My sisters and I should have died long ago from breaking thermometers and playing with the mercury....
omg! Wasn't that fun!? Smearing it on a dime to make it shinier.
Yep, did that. And climbed trees, and walked across the tops of fences... and accepted donuts from the neighbor at Halloween... and rode my bicycle in the street after dark... and hitchhiked for fun...
Yep, I'm dead.