I am not sure if you were being facetious, but it sure gave me a good laugh. Thanks.
As a matter of fact, this was one of my rare serious posts.
In my opinion Free Republic is intended to be a counter balance in an ocean of liberalism. There is no excuse for the behavior of John Kerry on this day-his line jumping photo-op today, revealed not only his contempt for the solomn occasion, but his disrespect for every ordinary American waiting for hours in line.
John Kerry is a bluenosed, arrogant sonovabitch, and I would wait in line all day for the opportunity to tell him that to his face.