A very unwinsome spirit. I'll probably be leaving you to your own devices.
If you're looking for winsome, you've come to the wrong place. Grown people, at least the ones I know, disposed of any winsomeness in their youth. If you want winsome, then this Keillor fellow sounds like your man. Winsome, with a bit of the snake oil for leavening. A sturdy Methodist or Lutheran, no doubt.
Ouch!