[Doctor Stochastic]

Well, the Department of Homeland Security evinces one Creationist claim. There was a communications gap between the FBI and the CIA. Now there are two gaps between the DHS and FBI and between the DHS and CIA. In this case, the two gaps are at least as wide as the first gap. Not to mention the Kenndey's Missle Gap, General Turgidson's Mineshaft Gap, and Candidate Kerry's General Giap. (Last sentence no verb, in the rain.)

[PatrickHenry]

A most timely post. I nominate you "the Gapper."

Explanation for literal-minded creos: As in ... "Win one for the Gapper."

[VadeRetro]

(Last sentence no verb, in the rain.)

"To die. In the quagmire."