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Favorite: "My family were all rock-ribbed Republicans; my mother couldn't bring herself to say 'democrats' if there were children in the room, she'd say 'bast@rds' instead"

[olde north church]

[See post 44: How did I know someone was going to write that?]
Favorite: "My family were all rock-ribbed Republicans; my mother couldn't bring herself to say 'democrats' if there were children in the room, she'd say 'bast@rds' instead"
My mom's first words after she came to (she had fainted) after being introduced to my then future wife, "Oh, thank God, you said Unitarian!"

[des]

Mine is: "If you think health care is expensive now... wait
'til it's FREE!