SECRET INTERNATIONAL JEWISH CONSPIRACY LLP

Jewish World Review ^ | 10/27/03 | Chief 'Elder'

[marty60]

Very funny

[demnomo]

I love it. It's those wascally jooos, again!

[demnomo]

Of course, you realize that this article will be extensively quoted in many a Muslim rag as proof-positive of the Jewish Conspiracy.

Sort of like those disgusting Hungarian porn-site fantasy photos of US soldiers raping Iraqi women that were plastered on the front page of the Boston Globe as proof-positive that US soldiers were...you get the picture.

[goldstategop]

If this Jew makes all the goy on FR convert, the world jewish conspiracy is just too powerful to resist. hehehe

[Petronski]

Jewish Omnipotent Oligarchic Occidental-Oppression Society (JOOOOS)

[RaceBannon]

It's all your fault.

[demnomo]

Check this out!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If this Jew makes all the goy on FR convert, the world jewish conspiracy is just too powerful to resist. hehehe

I'm thinking about it....

Hmmmm Total power, unlimited money, first release movies or... a bacon cheeseburger.

Bacon Cheeseburger wins. For today at least.

[marty60]

Well ofcourse, the address will not give them a clue, and I thought the LLP was a nice touch. Plus, they have no humor. But I thought it was a good example of throwing their stupidity back in their faces.

[goldstategop]

<grin You win!

[Poohbah]

MEMORANDUM

FROM: LEARNED ELDER OF ZION #5
TO: "KOSHER NOSTRA" AND "NASTY LITTLE CLIQUE" DISTRIBUTION LISTS

SUBJ: MESSAGE DECONFLICTION

1. OK, people, let's get this straight. We control the media. Let's start putting out stories that make Israel look good, fercryinoutloud!

2. BTW, whoever drank the last cup of coffee didn't refill the pot. "You Kill It, You Fill It." Got it?

Sincerely,

Learned Elder #5

[Alouette]

Who ordered the deli tray? How many times do I have do tell you, it's Aaron's Rubashkin's not that Satmar Meal Mart dreck.

And the corned beef has to be sliced thin!! How thin? So I should be able to read the phone book through it.

Shape up or we're getting another caterer!

FRmail me to be added or removed from this Judaic/pro-Israel ping list.

WARNING: This is a high volume ping list

[Poohbah]

And they've GOT to use better rye bread than that Kwiki-Mart soggy-cardboard stuff...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It's after eight I am still at work and I haven't had dinner yet. I could be bought right now for six stale crackers and a empty peanut butter tube.

[SJackson]

Your honorary membership card is on the way as soon as Alouette designs it.

The World Jewish Conspiracy (German poster, ca. 1942)

[Zionist Conspirator]

Several months old, but still hilarious!

[adam_az]

[HiTech RedNeck]

if it warnt for the jooooooooos the ayrab countries wouldn't be such feckless losers. sure.