"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."
"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that I stopped worrying."
Wonder if he had Bill Clinton in mind on this one: "Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
I had never heard the Jefferson one... thank you for sharing that!