Well, one way we know that her attackers were not artists is the fact that she was not covered with elephant dung. Which brings me to this amusing classified ad I stumbled across in the Tacoma News Tribune.
Purchasing/Buyers Office Purchasing / Admin Asst. Super Tacoma Co. is looking to add a Purchasing/Admin Asst. Provide office and inventory support, Word, Excel and any Great Plains exp. a plus. Start from $28k - $33k and enjoy TERRIFIC benefits too. NEVER A FEE TO YOU! Business Careers @ (253) 383-1881 or visit www.businesscareers.com Fragrance Free Office Published 06/06/2004 - by The News Tribune
"...one way we know that her attackers were not artists is the fact that she was not covered with elephant dung."
True.
But would you concede that this woman is already the equivalent of elephant dung as a person?