To: goldstategop
It's only a matter of time before they have us sweeping the floors and unloading the trucks.
24 posted on
06/06/2004 5:47:55 AM PDT by
Huck
(The corporation I work for spends big bucks each year on taglines.)
To: Huck
113 posted on
06/06/2004 12:50:54 PM PDT by
dougherty
(I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. - Michelangelo)
To: Huck
It's only a matter of time before they have us sweeping the floors and unloading the trucks. Hey good idea, and after unloading those trucks, how about two dollars to park, and shopping cart rentals! Like luggage carts at the airport.
116 posted on
06/06/2004 1:05:34 PM PDT by
Joe Hadenuf
(I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
To: Huck
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "Im sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. Its just that you look just like my son, who I havent seen in a long time."
"Thats a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "as Im leaving, can you say Good bye, Mother! It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Good-bye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $227.95.
"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
120 posted on
06/06/2004 1:09:23 PM PDT by
Cultural Jihad
(Rising waves, what motive is behind your impulse? The desire to reach upwards.)
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