[mwyounce]

Three quotes...

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."

"Republicans think every day is July 4th. Democrats think every day is April 15th."

"Mr. Gorbachev! TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"

[motife]

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.