To: AQGeiger
But wait....they'll get instead an extra-special birthday pencil!!! And a dragon sticker! Wouldn't that make you feel so special? Not if your birthday is in July.
9 posted on
06/04/2004 11:16:26 AM PDT by
Lunatic Fringe
(John F-ing Kerry??? NO... F-ING... WAY!!!)
To: Lunatic Fringe
Or August. Hey, in a spiteful sort-of way, this makes up for all the school parties I never had. Nah, I feel sorry for the poor suckers who were born September thru June. At least the kiddos with summer birthdays won't have to pretend getting a pencil (a pencil?), a sticker and wearing a sash is a treat.
25 posted on
06/04/2004 11:37:36 AM PDT by
FourPeas
("Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery." ~Calvin Coolidge)
To: Lunatic Fringe
" Not if your birthday is in July."
Hey! My birthday's in July. I always thought it was cool because I would get new stuff just about time my Christmas stuff wore out. My brother's birthday is is January so he got his all at once. He hated my birthday!
26 posted on
06/04/2004 11:40:29 AM PDT by
bk1000
To: Lunatic Fringe
My birthday is in July too. I got gyped too. I demand reparations. I see a class-action suit. WE HAVE BEEN WRONGED!!! Why the emotional trauma alone that we summer babies have endured is worth
millions. First we sue our parents. Then the doctors, hospitals, labs, involved in our non-prime birthday month arrivals. And then the school districts. Thousands of them. And the NEA (I have always wanted to sue the NEA.)
We can retire Luna. Fringe...retire!!!
PS...my B-Day is the 21st...what's yours?
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