To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, of Waterloo, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into the honey-mustard dressing that the restaurant serves with its chicken strips, said Capt. Suzanne Sweet of the Waterloo police.
You know, the porn-star name of the police captain added an additional retch factor.
11 posted on
06/04/2004 9:35:51 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
Ya know, to come up with YOUR OWN porn star name you simply take the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.
Mine is "Smokey Sylvan."
13 posted on
06/04/2004 9:38:26 AM PDT by
The G Man
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