[Boot Hill]

"How about some PROOF before passing on gossip and liberal wishful thinking as meaningful commentary."

That's the beauty of his scam, he's "connected", don't ya know, and all his sources are deep black and can't be disclosed! Pretty convenient, wouldn't you say?

--Boot Hill

[The Scourge of Yazid]

How dare you, man? I was in 'Nam fighting Charlie while you were soiling your Pampers man! I personally strangled Gen. Ngo Diem with my own bare hands. Than I wiped my ass with piece of bamboo that was stuck in my upper molars! I could call my contacts in Foggy Bottom and have you wrecked in a second, buddy! You think I'm jokin' here, don't test the rest dude. I have a cousin who works in the Chinese restaurant where Kim Jong-Il personally escorts his entourage of Swedish hookers and German masseuses. It's like that man! I'm so hooked up that there are electrodes attached to my balls! So don't test me, man! I'm crazy like that!