[Steve_Seattle]

"I saw the sky light up like a nuclear bomb had exploded. The entire sky and my whole yard glowed a luminous red color. I went outside to investigate and could hear a loud rumbling noise." — Tom Shanks"

Hmmmm, I knew a Tom Shanks in school.

[Kickass Conservative]

I thought it was Tom Hanks.

He was Sleepless in Seattle until this woke him up...