Ok, you wreck WHILE DRIVING ON VACATION. How about you wreck WHILE DRIVING ON VACATION IN THE MOUNTAINS.
Christ...
FYI, Mount Rainier started a program in the mid 1990’s where climbers pay a fee to climb. It will cost 2 friends and I $110 to climb the mountain this summer, $20 for registration and $30 for climbing permit each. Note that the climbing permit can be used for multiple climbs in the year and I believe part of the fees are used to fund rescues.