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"I love Harry Potter. I think it would be so cool to be a witch," Sharon, age 11, says.

That's my answer to anyone who says J.K. Rowling's adventure series is harmless fantasy.

I'd like to be a fakir - you know, those Indian dudes who climb the ropes and such. It would be so cool.

However, like as I might, I AM NOT A FAKIR AND WILL NEVER BE ONE.

Sharon, age 11, is not a witch and will never be one. No matter how many times she brandishes her magic wand, "Expecto Patronus" will never work for her.

Sometimes people are just plain stupid.

35 posted on 06/03/2004 10:04:11 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)

I have been trying "Lumos" for a few years now and no luck. I still gotta get up and put the damn light on myself.

*Sigh*

No matter how many times she brandishes her magic wand, "Expecto Patronus" will never work for her.

It worked a couple of times for me, but I was really hammered at the time.