"I love Harry Potter. I think it would be so cool to be a witch," Sharon, age 11, says. That's my answer to anyone who says J.K. Rowling's adventure series is harmless fantasy.
Then you would prove them right, because witches aren’t real. It's just something weird lesbians pretend to be.
One of my ancestors was hung in Salem as a witch.
She wasn't of course, but that didn't matter to the 1700 era religion of peace.
If you make some sort of homosexual reference to warlocks, I'll cast such a spell on you.
Isn't that "quote"from an article in The Onion? Our superintendent of schools was passing it around as justification for Harry Potter hysteria. She didn't find it amusing when I showed her some other satirical articles from The Onion, including one where Clintoon was curled under his desk in a fetal position.