They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No one you see, is more slippery than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of ego,
Lying and flipping and hard to believe!
No one you see, votes both ways like he,
The oh so wealthy and flippant Kerry.
Tricks he will do when voters appear,
And how they laugh when he is near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No one you see, votes both ways like he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of ego,
Lying and flipping, that's John al Querry!