[Yo-Yo]

I'm Osama bin Laden and Boot Hill was kind enough to let me use his computer for a few minutes so that I could publicly take credit for being that mysterious figure on the Grassy Knoll that day in Dallas in 1963. That's right! It was me all along! Just wanted to set the record straight.

And I suppose that BUSH KNEW?

[Boot Hill]

I can't say for sure whether GW or his dad had actual knowledge. I'm only required to report these ops to my handlers at Skull and Bones. I presume they passed it on to him at the next Build-A-Burger meeting.

(Pssst: Don't tell anyone, but guess who was driving that tank in Waco?)

Osama